Boothbay, Maine

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Boothbay, Maine.

A very boring town that only rich assholes visit during the summer. It is a town surrounded in tall tales of vampires and warewolves. A positive ID of one of the vampires have been identified as Joe Hackett. He has killed thousands of vacationing Massholes, and is said to have killed JFK. The vampire problem has been known for a while but recently there have been reports of warewolves coming into the once vampire only ground. One of the seen warewolves stood 6'3" at roughly 260lbs. He was also reported carring an axe. This little bit of information has led professionals to believe that Boothbay has a Warewolf/Viking on their hands.