Borat Sagdiyev

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I like you. Do you like sex?

~ Borat Sagdiyev on You ladies

Go ahead and make my day, JEW!

~ Borat Sagdiyev on Jews
For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Borat Sagdiyev.
Borat taking a regular walk in the park

Borat Sagdiyev ( Order of Kazakhstan ) is Kazakh television's number two media personality and sole creator of "Borat's Guide To America," which were great success! Borat also Kazakhstan's current Ambassador to the US and A and hold title of Richest Man In All of Kazakhstan as well as most overquoted asshole in the American media.

During the Kazakhstan-Uzbekistan War, Borat also prove himself great general. He kill all enemy plow womans and horse and make much damage to enemy catapult. Borat's master war techniques includes rape, shoot, pillage, burn. Kazakhstan emerged victoriously. Great success! High Five! But the most criticized things in Borat is Plagiarism, he never cited nor documented his jokes sources, a Lebanese reported came up with a name ( told to be Borat's main source ), the name comes back to a 18 year-old Lebanon guy who comes out with the original jokes... He goes undercover under the name of "DON" but he was disclosed to be Hany Rizk...

Almaty ( God! )[edit]

Borats father Josef Stalin ( age 21 )

Borat also drive a Hummer, but not to compensate.

He travel to Almaty City when he were a 9 for

to find job and get cleaned in the hole. He move with sister, then 6 year olds, and they pretend as husband and wife. While sister become great prostitute, Borat get hire by Almaty Municipal Government as official Jews-catcher. His job was grab Jews by horns, and beat. He has also have many sexy-time with his mother-in-law by this time. ( Naughty-naughty! )

When he were a 15, Borat get discover by Kazakh media sensation Corky Bucek ( who had a very famous song called "Bing Bang" ). He was discover by Bucek when Bucek make romance in his sister. So Borat was hire as state-owned TV station's roving reporter and ice-maker. He liked the gay sex not so much.

Borat, aged 9.

When he were a 14 year olds, Borat kidnaps his first wife Sophia. Soon they were struck by Gypsy attack, where Borat lose wife, two goats, plow, and horse's dignity ( it was touched in very bad place ).

Borat second wife, daughter of Boltok "The Rapist" Sagdiyev, die in tragic accident in field. She were a big fat and had hair on her back, so hunter mistake her for bear, and shoot. But is OK! Borat get a new wife, now keep her in cage for be safe, and they have a boy, is now a 11, and father of Borat's two grand-childs. Borat's wife make tasty cheese by milk from her tits.

Now Borat and family is well-know all across Kazakhstan, only behind likes of Corky Bucek. His sister has been make Miss Kazakhstan 1994 and voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as Number Four Prostitute with Best Sex in Mouth in all of Kazakhstan. He keep one brother, Billo Sagdiev, in room with metal door so he don't do retard rampage ( his head small, but his arm BIG ), and other brother himself has son with nuclear retardation disease of foot-ball ( foot grows from testes-satchel ) and hair covered all over body, he get send to travel all around.

Borat say he is number 2 most famous person in whole of Kazakhstan. Number 1 most famous is childrens' animal actor Johnny the Monkey, star of Transibirsky Express and other pornofilm.

Borat is also known for his hit song "Throw the Jew Down the Well," a classic piece of music back in his hometown.

Borat is currently listed on The Red Potato Publicity Page.[edit]

In 2007 Borat had the honour of listed on the prestigious Red Potatoe Publicity Page. "He's an insperation to all us child rapist who are brought down by the Jew" claimes the kusak Prime Minister. Borat was honoured for his humanitarian work by killing more Jews than anyone in Kazakhstan. Now he is planning to break the same record by killing evil Libereal Warlords. Agustabost, Very Nice!

Kazakhstan National Anthem[edit]

( Please stand for anthem )

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
Its length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan( assholes ).
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

The Jews Framed Roger Rabbit

Personality & Interests[edit]

He also united with Homestar to create Walrus CCA

wizard. )

  • Borat has only loved once, being with pet pig Igor who made more a delicious meal than a faithful pet.
  • Borat have been designing in his country, revolutionary car which changes Kazakhstan economy. Because in his country there is problem, and that problem is transport, it take very long time.
  • Instead of throwing transport down the well, Borat has hired by doubles as plow and house for gypsies. This car not surprising is called Volkswagen Borat.
  • He has also remarked that his 'khram' is like 'can of Pepsi!' and that his son is 20cm.
  • He also like the ass of a 7 year old.
  • He now like Britney Spears bald vagine


Borat also like to spell "R" backward to give it Яussian FlavoЯ, in honor of hero Joesph Stalin who have huge "anoos" and "vazyin" ( or is it "khram"? )

Borat also like to replace "R" with "р" like in name.