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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Brianwashing.
Go on..Give the hobo a good rubbin' G-Dub.

Annual ceremony held in Kentucky, United Spades of Amerika, in which prominent members of the Republican Party are rewarded for good behaviour by being allowed to bathe the Hollywood movie star and creator of the known universe Brian Blessed.

Recent winners include:

1995 - George Bush
1996 - Colin Powell
1997 - George W. Bush
1998 - Donald Rumsfeld
1999 - Charles W. Swan
2000 - Newt Gingrich
2001 - Jeb Bush
2002 - Arnold Schwarzenegger
2003 - John Ashcroft
2004 - George Bush, George W. Bush & Jeb Bush
2005 - Tamia
2006 - Sir Elton John