Britain

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Britain.

The United Kingdom (often known as Britain, or UKrain) is a country with a population full of cool accents. Unfortunately, due to overuse of British accents by idiots who aren't actually British, the British are slowly losing grasp of their accents and slipping into insanity, the very reason Simon Cowell and Harry Potter exist. Or not, as is the case of the former.

The people of the United Kingdom, known as the British, are not to be confused with the Birtish, residents of The Island of Birt.

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