“You would, faggot”
This movie is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. No really, it is; it's really gay. Bareback Mounting is a 2005 movie by Ang Lee, based on the novel by Jeb Bush about gay cowboys eating pudding. The novel was based on the real life story of Fox news reporter Sean Hannity. Not that I've seen it. I mean, I'm sure it's really really good. There's so much Oscar buzz around it, right? It's supposed to be moving and stuff. But I haven't seen it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.