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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Charles Bronson.

The Bronson[edit]

After his death, Charles Bronson was successfully skinned and it is now possible to purchase belts and shoes made from his leathery hide.

"The Charles Bronson" conjures forth an image of retribution and mumbling. Bronson started out as a comedian in 1946 but shortly after realising how drastically unfunny he was, he moved to Texas to seek his fortune. As a nouveau-cowboy he was forced to grow his moustache to create a moody gunslinger look. Nearly 20 years later he moved to England and became a teacher at the formal comprehensive school, Grange Hill. Here he established a no-nonsense attitude that extended to P.E. classes where he would often beat his students to death in an effort to toughen them up.