Bruce Willins

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Bruce Willins is an actor boy. He played in the Six Cents and Boron: The Twentieth Element. But he is in a new movie which will be released in theatres called Lucky Number Slevin. I wish I had made that last one up.

Willins has faced Bruce Willis several times over the dispute of their conflicting names. The last time, Willis won and Willins was forced to change his name to Bruce Wontus. He was last seen with his head in an oven, in a house with no gas.