Brutal dictator appreciation day

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A national holiday in Saudi Arabia. Started by Queen Victoria, also known as Vlad the Oppressive. The holiday is still celebrated today, despite general UN condemnation.

Customs[edit]

  • Upon seeing a friend in the street, it is expected you will yell "BOW BEFORE ME OH STINKING PIG-DOG!" If he does not comply it is acceptable to wipe out his entire family tree, and have his name removed from the roll.
  • Eating of the traditional dish 'bread and water and sand' is to be done in quivering silence. The leader knows your thoughts.

If all goes well on Brutal Dictator Day, the life of the party will spit on each of your family members.(this is a huge honor)