Buddha Bacon pizza

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Buddha Bacon pizza was introduced on September 1, 1994 in select Domino's Pizza locations as an attempt to provide a more meaty alternative to their generic Savior and Spam pizzza. It contained genuine cubes of meat from Siddhartha Gautama, the one and only true Buddha, who commited suicide in April of the same year.

It was discontiuned two months later in early December due to a lack of real Buddha meat and threats of a lawsuit over their use of a tofu and Jesus based filler.

Ingredients[edit]

  • Real Buddha meat (supplimented later on)
  • Crispy bacon
  • Parmesan cheese
  • Fresh and sundried tomatoes
  • Ex-Enron employees
  • The hair of the original Air Bud