Bum

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Bum (also known as The Forbidden Word) is widely considered to be the most offensive word in the English language, even more so than buttlins and arseanal.

Criminal penalty for usage of The Forbidden Word[edit]

The criminal penalty for usage of The Forbidden Word varies from country to country. Below is a table of the maximum charges that can be brought against any human or furry:

Country Meaning of Life
America Incineration by satan.
Auntie Arctic A complex process involving Pokemon and cheese, combined with the doom complex of Habsburg.
The Serviet Onion Ve vill furst remov der brain and den ve vill kill you mistuh Bond.
Super Japan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ultra Japan No one has ever lived to tell the tale... except for The Divine One, who managed to spheroidally escape the building just milliseconds before it exploded into a bajillion shards of painful glass that could have impaled his head with painful impaling but it didn't so he was lucky lolololololol.
Your mother Very tasty!
1 40 lashings and a free bottle of cider.
2 Cider lashings and a free bottle of 40.


OH SHIZ, THEY'VE GOT ME!!! AVENGE MY DEATH...

Bumfluff[edit]

Bumfluff is a type of fluff found in the anus / rectum of a mammal.

Types of Bumfluff[edit]

  • Anus Fluff (Pink)
  • Rectum Fluff (Blue)
  • Bum Fluff (Green)