Butt Sex

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God Hates Butt Sex!!

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The history of Butt Sex[edit]

Butt sex is an art form which has been created because in the late stone ages when cave mens wifes had an affair with a Stagasorus ( first centery dinosaur ) there wifes vaginas were to loose for pleasure. After they could not be pleasured by there wifes vagina they decided to insert their penis into the rectum of they're wife hoping for better pleasure. Over the years homosexual men and emos have perfected this art form. Changing it from straight missionary to things such as doggy style, reverse cowboy, and the ever popular addition, the reach around.

Butt Sex: The Other Names[edit]

  • Anal Intercourse
  • Anal Sex
  • Fudge paacking
  • Packing the fudge
  • Gay Sex
  • Butt Rape
  • Anal Rape
  • Anal penetration
  • Butt Sex Train

Side Effects of Butt Sex[edit]

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