CAG

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CAG is a failing Australian techno musician, much like his idol Aphex Twin. He is known for making sucky 8-Bit music, designed for people who won't upgrade from Windows 95 due to it's retro charm. At the ripe age of 15, CAG obtained musical enlightenment after getting over 9000 spins on Meatspin.com.

Later life/retirement[edit]

CAG has continued to make techno music for over a year, and refuses to retire despite the requests of almost the entire population of Myspace, including Tom Anderson himself.

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