Canadian Women

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Canadian Women are feared and adored the world over by men of many different creeds. The most obvious feature of a Canadian Woman is her boobs, which are similar to the boobs of any other woman on Earth, except their often enormous sizes after arousal or drinking Canadian Beer.

Canadian Beer gives Canadian Women superpowers. A Canadian woman who has drank more than two ounces of Canadian Beer has the power to change size, to the terror or delight of her man. They can also survive in ice and snow by transforming into beavers.