~ Phyllis Hyman on astrology
This article is the only known substance not shown to cause cancer in the state of California.
What can I get started for you?
Cigarettes -A rich blend of our finest low tar smokes, slowly hand rolled and served with lighter, matches, or preferred ignition... 11
Chewing Tobacco -Delicious dipping tobacco flavored with rum, whisky, or wild cherry... 8
Snuff -Snortfully dry spicy cool tobacco, flavored with wasabi-ranch dressing... 6
Choices for a Healthy Lifestyle
Crab Legs & Asbestos served with steamed fresh veggies and black beans... 31
Flame Grilled Ribeye topped with DDT, garlic butter, and roasted herb jus… 24
Full Rack of St. Louis Baby Back Ribs “double-basted” w/Benzene sauce… 18
Marinated Chicken Sarcoma with applewood smoked bacon, cheese, and tomatoes… 16
Madame Curie’s Alpha Particle Cajun Pasta with seasoned tomatoes, parmesan cheese, and garlic toast… 14
Country-Fried Aspergillus Steak with mashed potatoes and country black gravy… 22
Uncle Sam’s Agent Orange Vietnamese Chicken Balls with pine nut sauce… 17
Times Beach Surf & Turf with Dioxin dipping sauce... 22
Three Mile Island Paradise Pie with chocolate chips, walnuts, and coconut... 7
Banana Rattler Delight served with two poisony fangs... 9
LOL you have cancer you're going to die in 12 days. lol pwned
It also helps if your starsign is Cancer.