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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Capitalism.
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Capitalism, not to be confused with cataplasm, is the notion that honey makes the world go round. Invented by a bumblebee, it is a philosophy that essentially states:

  • You're not having any of my cash, now bog off.

Of primary concern is the use of capital letters in the correct places, though this particular bee was drunk when he wrote his manifesto.