Captain & Tennille
The Captain and Tennille were heroes of the Federation who helped negotiate a peace treaty between the Federation and the Klingon Empire as soon as the box-office receipts dropped off.
After accepting the traditional "Herring of Surrender", the two took the three fastest ships of the Federation, the Enterprise, The Pint-a-Milk, and the Santa Claus, and they set sail for the sector of the galaxy known as the Wasteland, previously explored by the ruthless t.s. eliot. The colony they created went on to become known as "New Scotland," in honor of a large, drunken Scotsman they new with an Irish accent they called "Scotty." They didn't know what his other leg's name was.
The Captain was known for his uncanny ability to mate with practically any species in the galaxy.