Category:Games

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“Games don't sound like games - they're too lame - no wait, I must get my lady that pun machine soon - its a better game than that - what's that ?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Games

"Games don't kill people, I kill people."

~ Duke Nukem on you know what

Here is where the issues of penis are lied about.

See, a game is an unusual human construction designed to delete vast swaths of unwanted ÆÆÆ, which if left untreated could grow into a serious case of ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ, characterized by the classic signs of ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ, Oprah watching and sibling beating. Although various other means of ÆÆÆÆÆ deletion have also been developed over the ages, eg. ÆÆÆÆÆÆ tablets, sex, and sheep ÆÆÆÆ, none quite so manage to bring together multiple ÆÆÆÆ in such a delightful yet ÆÆÆÆ filled and aggressive way as games do, over such objects as large masses of liquid ÆÆÆÆ, cathode rays or even flat cardboard pieces.

Recent major developments in gaming include American politics, and the ÆÆÆÆ.

Rule of Thumb: Games are fun until someone ÆÆÆÆ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!