Catholic Church

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Catholic Church.

Catholicism, or adherence to the Mosteth Holyeth and Sacreeith Roman Catholic Church, So Sayeth His Holiness Pope Julius Maximus LCXXVIII and Everyone Else Who Cometh Beforeth Him and Anyone Else Who Cometheth Behindeth Him is the largest support group in the world. With over 1 billion members (of varying loyalties and intelligence levels) and with a support team of almost 400,000 superpowered individuals, Catholicism, also known as We Hate Abortion, is the most exciting and vibrant club one can belong to. Over the years Catholicism has gained an almost religious following.

Catholicism is the true version of Christianity. Many vocal supporters of the enemy disagree ardently with this notion, but unfortunately, they are wrong. Catholicism is widely considered to be the wide-screen, director's cut DVD Blu-Ray of religion.