Cheese pizza

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Cheese pizza.

Originally created by Marco Polo of Wisconsin, the Cheese Pizza consists of many different things related to "bread" and "tomatoes." To make, simply add water and cook on high for 20-47 light years. After this meal a strange dance ensues, usually causing everyone involved to blow chunks all over the new drapes.