Cheesy Wiener

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The Cheesy Wiener is one of those great ideas that was lost during conception. Wrapping a freshly cooked sausage in a piece of ordinary synthetic tesco value cheese. The result was the Cheesy Wiener, and lo it was NOT good.

The probably evil, or at least diabolical, Cheesy Wiener. Nice one Matt

Matt's position in the Quiz Armada may be at risk following the discovery of a crate of cheesy wieners stowed, at his request, aboard the HMS Spiffing

Cheese[edit]

Cheese is an ancient food whose origins predate recorded history. There is no conclusive evidence indicating where cheesemaking originated, either in Europe, Central Asia or the Middle East, but the practice had spread within Europe prior to Roman times and, according to Pliny the Elder, had become a sophisticated enterprise by the time the Roman Empire came into being.

Vienna[edit]

Vienna is the main capital and the largest city of Austria, and one of the nine states of Austria. Vienna is Austria's primary city, with a population of about 1.731 million (2.4 million within the metropolitan area, more than 20% of Austria's population), and is by far the largest city in Austria, as well as its cultural, economic, and political centre. It is the 9th-largest city by population in the European Union. Until the beginning of the 20th century it was the largest German-speaking city in the world, and before the splitting of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in World War I the city had 2 million inhabitants. Vienna is host to many major international organizations, including the United Nations and OPEC. The city lies in the east of Austria and is close to the borders of the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Hungary. These regions work together in a European Centrope border region. Along with nearby Bratislava, Vienna forms a metropolitan region with 3 million inhabitants. In 2001, the city centre was designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site.