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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Chernobium. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

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Chernobium (Cher-NOH-bee-um) is a newly-discovered element. This element, however, is in a completely different group and period altogether.


- Introduced the delta ray radioactivity. Delta rays are known to eventually burn through anything and are estimated to be able to escape black holes.

- being element 298, it is damn heavy. It's weight is being compared to that of a neutron star: 15 tons per teaspoonfull.