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A town in Illinois, where cows are loved.

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Chicago.


Chicago Weather: To people living in Chicago, the weather is a common subject of conversation. On dates, in business meetings, and at the dinner table. What is funny is that Chicago actually is devoid of weather, whether weather exists is a long held secret of the famed political machine known as the Daley administration. In the middle of the night, one day, he took a bunch of end loaders out to Grant Park and made weather vanish overnight.

27 years of debate have led the population of Chicago to fill their hovercrafts, with eels!