Chicken

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~ Jimbo Wales on Chicken
Sgt. Pepper's Finger-Lickin' Chicken Stand
Dude, what happened to my feathers? Hey! Someone's taken a bite out of my leg.

Bock. Bock. Borgee?

~ Chicken

Oh, man... Chicken? Ha ha. Chicken?

Yeah. Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken, strangely. Hens, on the other hand, taste more of srgakimbo.

What do you like? Leg or breast? If you chose the latter then you are a Virgo. True.

No, really...[edit]

Chicken??? Or Chican?

Neither: the correct pronunciation is 'Chicane' or, on rare occasions, 'Sheer corn'.

How can I get a Moben designer?[edit]

CLUCK YOU!!

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