“I celebrated that once”
~ Phyllis Hyman
Christmahanakwanzadan is an International holiday celebrated on the third wednesday of every week in December in order to celebrate the birth of political correctness. Christmahanakwanzadan is now defunct but was once a precursor to Holidays. Christmahanakwanzadan is ripe with ancient ritual including the sacrifice of human dwarves, also known as elves. Other traditions include the mass consumption of fermented horse urine, and orgies. Days are spent in preparation, weaving mats for prayer to the ultimate God Chixzenujemoshammedthorraidenfsmus, and eating candy-potato-pancake-canes.