City

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about City.

Sim katrina.png Ye olde city is really an old lump of animal feces that you smelled when you were in a public bathroom. It is in fact a city, a city that is home to several thousand bacteria taking advantage of the enormous food source that we know as "pooh". These microscopic organisms fester on your "pooh" and call it a metropolis. Speaking of microscopic, it is easier to see the bacteria if you eat what they are on. So go ahead and eat the feces and see if you can see the interesting creatures!