Civilization

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Civilization.

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Sid Meier's way of creating a Russian civilization where everything is not in reversal.


Civilization is an agreement among most of the people in a given area to not flip the fuck out and slaughter each other.

More formally, Civilization is characterized by the struggle to eliminate intelligence, also called Progress.

Consequently, civilization is not popular with many young people, who decide to walk around like jackasses with their pants hanging down and pieces of metal stuck where metal really ought not be. They often listen to annoying music, like Tamia Hill's music.

However, Education has been used with great efficiency to eradicate intelligence amongst children and teenagers, and whatever residue is left is dealt in modern times through Leadership and other Management Science disciplines.