Cleavagent

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A Cleavagent is defined as any chemical compound used to induce "cleavage," or the seperation of one object or substance from another. Discovered in 1942 by Allied scientists working to invent time for use in the war, Cleavagents have since been employed to reduce symptoms of seperation anxiety and acute relationships.

Noted for the horrifying, screeching noises linked to their production, Cleavagents are today produced exclusively in Westchester County of New York State, where Horrible Screeching noise goes largely unnoticed.