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“And you will deny me three times before the cock crows”
~ Jesus on cock
How do Cocks fight?[edit]
Before the fight, cocks are usually equipped with the best cock fighting material. Short but sharp pieces of metal are usually placed on the Cock's pecker ( otherwise known as its beak ). The cock would then enter the ring and try and stab its opponent to death. At least this is usually the case, on some occasions the two cocks are known to get very affectionate with each other thus making the sport uncompetitive. In some places, the people who came to watch the cock fights would get their money back, in other "clubs" one would have to pay extra if you want to see the cocks become affectionate.
What do Cocks look like?[edit]
Baby Cocks[edit]
A cock begins it's life as a small, bald thing. At this stage in life one cannot tell whether this cock would be knocking up the hens when it's older or whether it would be wrestling other cocks in the arena. Only later in life would it become clear if it's a wrestler or a breeder, sometimes the cock would prefer both.
Adult Cocks[edit]
An adult cock is noticeably bigger then a baby cock, one might also notice that it is a great deal fluffier then a baby cock. As a cock gets bigger it becomes slightly more aggressive, one has to watch themselves when in the presence of an especially large cock.
They also tend to get longer, more reddish and decide to grow even more when it comes to fighting or breeding..or both at the same time.
My cock[edit]
My cock is much bigger than yours. My cock can walk right through that door. When comparing the two, it’s not even close. Just look in-between my legs and you will see this. If we were to have a cock fight, I would crush you with my enormous and powerful cock.
In addition to being larger than your cock, my cock is also bigger than That Guy’s cock, This Guy’s cock, and Whatshisname’s cock. No seriously, it’s like the size of a bus.
The Franchise[edit]
Approximately 70 years ago, on Christmas day ( the day Jesus gave birth ), a family company named their new Franchise "Red Cock". They made small but filling dishes, designed conveniently for eating on the go, containing succulent pieces of Cock. However, for unknown reasons, they changed their brand name From "Red Cock" to "Red Rooster". Even though the reasons are unknown, business has been exceptional for them ever since the name change. They have also started attracting families.
About Cock the Joke[edit]
Cock is the funniest and most popular joke in human history. No matter how many times a person hears the joke, it never fails to arouse laughter.
The Joke[edit]
Look at my Cock!
Cock gets funnier[edit]
With the invention of the internet, cock became even funnier.
Variation[edit]
Sometimes the joke is represented in pictorial form. This makes the joke much funnier.
Note: Just be sure not to go off half-cocked!
Famous British cocks[edit]
- Bev Cocks
- Chris Eubank
- Liam Gallagher
- Jeffrey Archer
- Dickie Davies
- Nigel Diggler
- Margaret Thatcher