From Encyclopædia Dæmonica
cheese eaten by many people. The cheese was developed in Colby, Wisconsin, in 1885. The biggest fan of Colby cheese is reportedly a young man coincidentally named Colby, who is a self described "goofy, goofy idiot." This man is allegedly a communist who openly wears Russian hats in public.Colby is a type of
Click here to view a picture of this Colby fellow. Warning: Very disturbing!!