Comma chameleon

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This, is a way not to use commas:

The dog, is, fat.
Your cat, ate the dog.
I want, to, suck your, blood.

The creature[edit]

The comma chameleon is a misnomer, for it is more common than comma. It is also something of a commoner, having nothing at all to do with the punctuation mark it is named for. In 1987, it attempted to change its name by deed poll but since the judge, a large alligator, could not speak, the law stood.

The song[edit]

Is a travesty to existence: the writer promptly retired from the music business to do coke and sweep up after litterers in New York.

You come and go, you come and go.

~ Boy George annoyed at his rentboy