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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Cookie.

Cookies are small brown lumps of burnt dough, classified by most international health organizations as THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE (told you so Thomas). The dough is usually made of baby pigs with mud and children's... well you know.[1] Due to their appealing smell and texture, they are occasionally eaten, immediately resulting in painful, blood-spraying, greening of the eyes death. Cookies are also known as biscuits if you're a Normal Human And it's also possible to use them for shuriken!