Crap on a stick

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Crap on a Stick is considered a delicacy in some of the Germanic Indian clans of the Swahilii tribe in Eastern Europe. Depending on the occasion, it can be formed by using rat crap, chicken crap, human crap, or if feeding a large population, elephant crap. You simply pick up a stick and take a scoop of the crap and then chow down.

Fun Facts[edit]

  • Some people use the phrase "Crap on a stick" as slang for "This is fucking awsome, lets do it again."
  • Crap on a stick is also an expiramental street drug commonly used by people in rural areas.