Crocodile Jesus

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Crocodile Jesus is the founder of the Stringlican church. He is famous for his many miracles, which include turning water into beer, feeding a crowd with only 5 loaves of bread and a half empty jar of vegemite, and walking on water to wrestle crocodiles. While he is mostly worshipped by Australians, many Indonesian fishermen pray to him to ensure a huge catch while in Australian waters.