Cunt smoke

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Cunt smoke is the term used to describe fumes produced when a particularly frigid virginal nymphet indulges in a bit of hayloft action with the high school quarterback. Cunt Smoke smells vaguely like burning hair, with traces of 'just blown out candle', hashish smoke and smoking kippers.

Inhaling Cunt Smoke directly can produce a slight euphoria, and sometimes can cause nausea, vomiting, permanent brain damage, premature baldness, permanent erections, and loss of consciousness, coma, and death.