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Leftover radioactive waste from the 60s that, when exposed to hot water create erotically charged creatures known in scientific circles as 'those damn hairy arms'. These creatures will stop at nothing to complete their goal of groping those who would dare invoke their wrath by being hungry AND cold at the same time. These arms prove unusually adept at high-octane physical sports despite an obvious lack of limbs and/or sensory devices(for the damn morons among us, read eyes, ears and noses). Speculation ranges that these terrifying godless creatures have begun mating with the strawberry cows.