Dallas is a cocktail of GIN mixed with Paint Thinner and from whose name the CITY IN TEXAS derives its name. The City sits as the de facto capital of North Texas, a 13 county region with a population of 6.5 million gin-drinking and fume inhaling inhabitants.
The geography of Dallas is unremarkable, but everyone is really rich and drunk and lives in terraformed Highland Park mansions so it doesn´t really matter. Dallas offers residents and visitors a superb selection of shopping destinations, outdoor activities, and street drugs. There are sports teams and all of the same stores and restaurants that exist in every other American Metropolis. WE ARE ALL CLONES!!! In fact, every Dallas suburb is exactly the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grand Prairie, Mesquite, Grapevine, Lewisville or Plano you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in.