Darth 'Maul' Rice

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Referred to as Riceo, Asian delux and Voldemort, Darth 'Maul' Rice is a Mythical Creature serving under the lord of one of the most senior creatures George W. Bush. Believed to be made out of the Asian leaf Rice Darth Rice is a popular hit in Asian districts around popular fast food chain America. Maul has overpowered the customers of America into believing that the path to the Dark side of the Restaurant is the true path to happiness and despair.

Public Appearances[edit]

The incredibly delicious Darth Lord was arrested in 2006 for eledigally breathing air and being nice. She was sentenced to eighteen days at Darth 'Awesome guy101' Jesus' mansion for a one on one chat.