Debra Messing

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Debra Messing.

Debra Messing is a Jewish actress with abrasively loud hair and a bad sense of style. When she was growing up, she became addicted to reruns of Rhoda and in a moment of inspiration, she proclaimed, "I will be her apprentice!" So she traveled to The Big City where she became Valerie Harper's lovechild. She signed the papers and everything.

Now she plays "That One Nobody Cares About" on the sitcom Will & Grace, and is a professor/mascot at the Judi Evans Luciano School of Not Losing Weight After Pregnancy.

Messing can be lethal when provoked, and most recently devoured convicted criminal Sally Struthers.