Deism is the belief that God was so annoyed with your stupidity that he committed suicide by detonating 700,000 Chinese firecrackers in his own anus (insert Goatse.xe here). Good going.
Deism is not to be confused with theism (belief that Pat Robertson is all-powerful), pantheism (belief that Pat Robertson's wife is all-powerful because she weilds the almighty frying pan), or pandeism belief that God committed suicide by beating himself to death with the almighty frying pan). In each of these scenarios, however, God thinks you're an asshole. Nice going, asshole.