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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Democratic Party.

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Democrats, ( from latin Dæmon crafts ) is a political party known for recanting what they say, and then claiming the opposing party was wrong about something and not themselves. They also spend money like a bunch of irresponsible teenage girls with brand new credit cards. Also known as Emocrats, they are a form of alien life controlled by the evil overlord Jar Jar Binks from his space castle made of Ramen noodles, located in a cave deepwithin the nether reaches of Uranus. Many hundreds of years ago, Brian Peppers sent them to Earth on a mission to kill babies and destroy America... and so far they have been succeeding. Think of anything or everything that seems fucked up or out of place in America and there is a good chance a democrat had something to do with it.