Dildo

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The dildo. A toy for female or homosexual male pleasure shaped like a penis. Vibrating dildos use a battery or electric source. It does not beat the real thing, though!

How to make a dildo ( by Tamia Hill )[edit]

If you find a man for sex, you won't even need one

Find a long stick, cucumber, or even a Jedi lightsabre from your old Star Wars collection

Stick it up your pussy or ass

Voila, there is a dildo!

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