Dinosaur

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Dinosaur.

Dinosaurs are really big lizards that were killed off by a big stone a lon lon longlonglonglonglonglong... Gzzzt.... brain chip melting... melting.... melmelmelPYOOOOOOW!

What really happened[edit]

They were killed by a Fiat Uno driven by Prince Philip. Fact. At least according to The Daily Mail.

But...[edit]

They were brought back to life! To live again! At this time! Alive! Again! With alive, again, at-

Yeah, they were brought back to life by those Jurassic Park people. With extremely bad graphics.

Boy that movie sucked.

In conclusion...[edit]

Dinosaurs died out becuase you touch yourself at night.