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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Dinosaur.

Dinosaurs are really big lizards that were killed off by a big stone a lon lon longlonglonglonglonglong... Gzzzt.... brain chip melting... melting.... melmelmelPYOOOOOOW!

What really happened[edit]

They were killed by a Fiat Uno driven by Prince Philip. Fact. At least according to The Daily Mail.


They were brought back to life! To live again! At this time! Alive! Again! With alive, again, at-

Yeah, they were brought back to life by those Jurassic Park people. With extremely bad graphics.

Boy that movie sucked.

In conclusion...[edit]

Dinosaurs died out becuase you touch yourself at night.