Dizzy Gillespie Harrison

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.

In the movie The New Guy, Dizzy Harrison is a 17-year-old high school senior and nerd who always gets hassled by the jocks. In the film, he is played by DJ Qualls.

In his younger days, he used to dance to 1970s funk music in gold shorts. During the course of the film, he gets his penis permanently bent by an elderly librarian, gets diagnosed with Tourette's syndrome, successful beats up a tough student (with fighting movies that he had learned from jail) to win the love of the head cheerleader, and eventually becomes the mascot for a high school football team.