Donald Trump

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Donald Trump.
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Separated at birth?

Donald Trump is a gangsta blowhard of the old school, with an intense interest in neither facts nor dignity. He is a troll made of money, with a head covering better suited to a bass. And I'm not talking freshly caught, either.

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Never in the history of Western Civilization has something claiming to have human DNA and to have been born in the United States has there been such an annoying triviality as Donald Trump. I'd rather contract Mersa and Ebola simultaneously by having an infected tow truck rammed up my butt than give this guy the slightest bit more attention.