Donald Assi is a very complex person, he indeed is a Bible Basher. His mother named him after her favourite cartoon character "Donald Duck". He is the messiah as many people believe, Jesus was a sham. Donald spends most of his time on the toilet with his favourite disciple Andrew "The Porker" Harris .
Donald has a very big cult following, known as "Quackstianity". Following the book "Pond Bible", his following have learnt that life is like a big pond and they are like ducklings, they need to follow the way of assi to reach the almighty pond.
Followers that stray end up in a fiery dish known as Peking Duck.