These aren't them. Sorry, but these are not the droids you're looking for. When did we buy these droids? We've had them about three or four seasons. They're for sale if you want them.
You could be looking for all kinds of droids. Maybe you're looking for a Cylon, or even Data. He was a droid, right?
What? Our Identification? You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.