Droids you're looking for

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Droids you're looking for. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

These aren't them. Sorry, but these are not the droids you're looking for. When did we buy these droids? We've had them about three or four seasons. They're for sale if you want them.

THESE aren't the droids you're looking for.
Maybe these are the droids you're looking for.
I would totally be looking for this droid.

The droids you're looking for[edit]

You could be looking for all kinds of droids. Maybe you're looking for a Cylon, or even Data. He was a droid, right?

Our Identification[edit]

What? Our Identification? You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.