Drunken hobo

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about hobo.

The Drunken Hobo[edit]

A mysterious man found passed out in a Wendy's parking lot, the Drunken Hobo claims knowledge about everything. He is only quoted when writers want to take up space. He is considerably more talkative than Oscar Wilde, but less quoted. Some people believe the Drunken Hobo to be the messiah, but these people are, without a doubt, extremely silly.

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