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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about food.

The Biological Process[edit]

When you eat chemicals are released into your brain that send out hormones informing your heart not to suddenly explode all over everywhere. Though as a general rule it wouldn't do that anyway. I think the hormone might actually promote fingernail growth.

But even so this process is one of the many important reasons we humans eat (food).The other 37 can be found on my blog. See, there they are, right next to the post about my oddly shaped Weetabix.

Please read my blog.

Sign up maybe too?

No one else does and I feel like an eejit when my heartfelt emotional experiences are shared with only my internet history and that mandatory bot guy that all blogs get. God I'm so depressed.