Eating Children

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Yum!

~ Tamia

A common sport in Brazil and Ecuador, Eating children was popularized by a few dedicated fans after the Japanese occupation of North America. Many of the overweight and obese citizens, who were unable to actually accomplish any physical tasks, grew to love the popular event due to it was fun to play and fun to watch. Commonly televised on local news stations around the US. Not to be mistaken with less popular sport, tossing babies into a vat of grease.

  • Definetely NOT to be confused with Eating Babies or any other sport like that.