Egg

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I sure hopes someone cracks some jokes in this article, as opposed to leaving my brain scrambled like these articles always do...

~ McPimpus The Shiny on his political manifesto

Egg: Beating cheese with a mop since 1993. Hooyeah!

~ McDumbass the Insane on his political manifesto

The egg is a curious phenomenon. For example, it is both edible and mandible at the same time. Furthermore, it will easily crack upon interrogation: try it yourself.

  • Take one egg and place it under UV light.
  • Proceed to shout and scream at the egg for an hour.
  • Watch as a mutant chicken beast with seven wings and red eyes hatches.

Erm, I should have warned you it wouldn't be pretty.

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